PEOPLE ALWAYS PROMOTE OTHER PEOPLE. I LIKE TO PROMOTE MYSELF #HIPSTER
1. I’M BILINGUAL
2. I WON’T BREAK YOUR HEART
3. UPDATES ON MY LOVELIFE
4. I’M A REBEL WITH A CAUSE #PROPAGANDA
5. I’M VERY PRODUCTIVE
6. I’M VERY SOCIABLE
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i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
Seven week old puppies playing with mommy.
mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom!
'Um, you know what, Misha got me, like, two days ago. Um, I don’t know if it’ll make the gag reel, but- you guys might never see it.
Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence
the internet angers me cause I see all these amazing pictures
of such wonderful looking places
that I want to travel and adventure to
but i’m just sitting here like
In 1992 a shipping container filled with rubber ducks was lost at sea. Over 28,000 rubber duckies fell overboard on their way from Japan to the United States. Imagine thousands of rubber ducks floating on the ocean. Many of them have since washed up on the shores of Hawaii, Alaska, South America, Australia and the Pacific Northwest. Others have been found frozen in Arctic ice and made their way to Newfoundland and Scotland. How wonderful to find a rubber duck on shore one day!
Perhaps what is more interesting and the key point of this story is it is believed there are over 2,000 of them are caught up in the currents of the North Pacific Gyre. The Gyre is a vortex of water that stretches between Japan and southeast Alaska. It is a vast churning area of water that holds anything that comes into it in a whirlpool for years if not forever. Now imagine thousands of rubber ducks churning around and around in a whirlpool of water for over 20 years.
The *really* cool part is that they’re using them to track ocean currents.
(And that, Mr. Weasley, is the function of a rubber duck.)
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
when u make a mistake